• Please Don't Bury Me
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Please Kill Me
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Someone please kill me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• kill me now (user)
• Don't Give Me Names
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Please don't feed the troll
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• please forgive me (user)
• Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't Say You Love Me
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
• Don't call me Asian
• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• how my computer nearly killed me
• It kills me to watch them go
• customers don't trust me
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Watch Me: I Am a Woman
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Don't tell me about her
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't tread on me
• Please don't bring your kids
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Don't Blame Me
• Don't wait up for me
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Take Me As I Am
• Don't call me Debbie
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Don't Make Me Think
• listen()
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• They Don't Want Me
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• Don't stand so close to me
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• Please Please Me
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Dont come near me. (user)
• Please don't send your resume
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• kill me (user)
• Please help me!
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• Please God, make me a stone.
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't quote me on that
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• Don't send me roses
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me!
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• Society made me what I am
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• How Prom nearly killed me
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Dont come near me (user)
• the way you don't look at me
• Give me a moment, please
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• please let me in (user)
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I don't mind if you forget me
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• My God, don't tempt me!
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• In another world, I am you and you are me
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• That which does not kill me...
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• Pleased to Meet Me
• Where I am weak, you are strong; where you are weak, I am strong.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• how many years, please, until I am better?
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• Don't make me get my shoe!

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