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• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• How do ya like them apples?
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
• My aunt doesn't like them
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• Boy suspended for pointing chicken finger like gun
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• there were no words left; we had said them all
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I like how your fingers trace the letters
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• The streets are old and dirty and old and I like them
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• if you slide them together, like this
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I feel like I'm being watched
• I'm changing the climate! Pull my finger
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• And the silence between them? Like the stars.
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• She had fingernails that shined like justice
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Do masochists enjoy slamming their fingers in a car door?
• bump bump bump my finger down his spine
• with the guile of warm little gnome fingers
• Slipping through your bejewelled fingers
• I had my balls shaved
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• He'd experienced a horror I had not
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• Remember when you had words for everything?
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• IM
• Hands off, I'm special
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• Help I'm a Rock (user)
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• i'm everything_root (category)
• I'm a programmer_root (category)
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• It's debatable, I know, but I'm still right
• The city knows I'm leaving
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I like the Pope, the Pope smokes dope
• like an ashtray
• Like a Dream
• As You Like It I.i
• The universe is flickering like my television set
• Episode II Soundtrack: Track titles I'd like to see
• MP3s sound like shit
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• I need something like smoking
• Reprint what you like
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Like A Prayer
• Just to see what it would be like
• The colors flow through her like a rainbow
• Dear beautiful like an orange blossom: What is the nice surprise?
• spreading like wildfire
• How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
• like iron shredding velvet
• Those two people like it, and they're shagging
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• A City Much Like San Francisco
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• i like men_root (category)
• See? It likes me!
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• Hush, I stole them out of the moon
• Them Node Writers
• Fuck them all but the six
• The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
• view them both
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Shall I, Wasting in Despair
• shaolin buddha finger
• Everything Finger (superdoc)
• Her raised middle finger came into focus
• Fingers slick with mythos
• Easy oven-baked chicken fingers
• I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
• I had a really good time tonight
• Things I had not seen before coming to America
• We have had enough of your beige
• boss i wish you had told me
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• 57% of Americans think that Saddam Hussein had links to Al-Qaeda
• Smith where Jones had had had had had had had had had had had the most votes
• if you have had your midnights
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm gay
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• Hi, I'm Mat.
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• I'm sorry for your loss
• I'm Armed With Quarts of Blood
• I'm doing OK
• That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• I'm 4 JC (user)
• Set the table, Victoria, I'm coming home
• I'm pregnant, and it's yours
• Like a Rolling Stone
• like mushrooms after a warm April rain
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• I love you like a brother
• It feels like my life is out of sync
• Why do women like motorbikes?
• literature like acorns
• I just couldn't work like that
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• I liked their early stuff
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• It's almost like you're real
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• How to talk like Jacques Derrida
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• O grant that like to Peter I
• She is like an onion
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• blue like an arrow, deep and true
• railed like a red coal train
• Nobody Likes a Bogan
• candle smoke and christmas spice leapt up their noses like cardamom cats
• Like a dog standing on its hind legs, begging for attention.
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• A fire in the street ain't like a fire in the heart
• Like an owl among the ruins
• I like my wheat with chaff
• I Like Being Killed
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• spare key holder
• Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
• Why pay someone to advertise for them?
• What eyes with the dread night in them?
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• DOS filenames with spaces in them
• I call them "Wraps"
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• The Fickle Finger of Fame

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