• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm just here for the candy
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who Only Know Arithmetic
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• The Man who Loved Only Numbers
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• unknowing actors in an earthquake movie where there is only an earthquake inside of one person.
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• I'm never getting drunk again
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• you're the only one who doesn't know
• Why you are the most important person here
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• Who died here?
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• I'm Still Here
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here
• the person who loves to learn
• It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm a stranger here myself
• Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
• You, standing
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• the only person in the room
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm glad you're here.
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here: Symbols of State-controlled reality in Orwell's 1984
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• I'm Only Sleeping
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• Who are you, and what are you doing here?
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm lovin' it
• I'm a Rabbit, I'm a Fox
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Determining if a linked list loops using only two pointers
• Dumb laws
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• Time Magazine Person of the Year
• Famous people with only one testicle
• fourth person
• I can only speak for myself
• natural person
• Steering wheel down your underpants
• How to be a Better Person
• Only Ten
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Love creates. Hatred only destroys.
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Who's the neatest?
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• Surah 79 Those Who Drag Forth
• Invest only money you can afford to lose.
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• Who wants trident?
• Police who drive over the speed limit
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Dischord Recording Artists
• Who's Got The Crack
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• cat person
• The Man who Stayed to Tend the House
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• Who Knows One?
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• The moon slides down the stair, to see who's there

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