Findings:

• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm here for a good time, not a long time
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm fine no really
• I'm so sorry
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Im No Writer (user)
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I'm sorry
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• I'm not really a waitress nail polish
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• Damn, I'm good.
• Tell the Center I'm Sorry
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• I'm good for it.
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• I'm no good at enigmas
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• I'm Really Into Techno
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• A Room That Said I’m Sorry
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
• I'm Not Sorry
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• i'm sorry your toys hurt people
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm sorry you see things that way
• some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
• So. Central Rain
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm not very cool
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• I'm sorry for your loss
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• I'm not a part of this world
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• I'm Proud of You
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• I'm falling in love with you
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hands off, I'm special
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm just a bill
• I'm with stupid
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I'm no Whitman...
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm pinching your face!
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• I'm gay
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm going to be a Dad
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm Going Home
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• the words I'm after
• I'm a little tea pot
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I'm not sure
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Im-
• I'm not drinking any more
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm tired
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm Glad
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm in this for the long haul
• I had a really good time tonight
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm bored
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me

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