Findings:
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- Pity me not because the light of day
- Break me. I'm elated.
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
- I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
- i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- Ask Me Why
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- I'm leaving, you all suck
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- My computer won't let me turn it off!
- Ask me about Loom
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Humans exist only because opposites exist
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- i'm leaving teethmarks on your striptease
- They asked me to write a letter
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- The city knows I'm leaving
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- Drink to Me Only With Thine Eyes
- Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
- Well, I'll tread with caution leaving only monarch footsteps in my wake.
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- Ask Me More Eeyore
- You only love me for my whitegoods
- She only wants me for tech support
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Notice Me, I'm Here
- because I am only half of what you need
- Shrug (Because of Me and You)
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Somebody once asked me...
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- John, I'm Only Dancing
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- quoting statistics won't impress me
- Stay here with me
- I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
- Only Jesus can judge me
- Soldier, soldier won't you marry me
- they only gave me trouble anyways
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
- Ask me about Grim Fandango
- lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- She only wants me for sex
- Women only like me for my mind
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- Love only me until we die: marriage among the flatworms
- Stay With Me Tonight
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- let me ask (user)
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- Because I'm an adult
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- Because to me that's suicide self-murder
- I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
- I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- She asked me to stop dreaming of death
- She asked me to read her a poem
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- The reason why it's so hard to stay true to yourself is because it's so easy to lose yourself.
- Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- I'm not in love, set me free
- Ask Me Anything
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- I'm Only Sleeping
- I asked her not to forget me
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Women want me when I'm taken
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- I'm Just Me (user)
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- Shag Me, I'm Famous
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- ask me that again and look into my eyes
- You asked me to leave. So I did.
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
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