Findings:
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
- Being a dickhead
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- I feel like I'm being watched
- Supreme Beings of Leisure
- I Enjoy Being a Girl
- On being a rock
- For the Time Being
- Being nice
- Mutual Affinities of Organic Beings; Morphology; Embryology; Rudimentary Organs
- Being resigned to having your corpse facing the enemy
- Below the waters, history is not being continued
- The dream people were being assholes.
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
- I'm not really entitled to an opinion
- I'm pregnant
- I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- I'm Cute
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- I'm All You Can Think About
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- in love with being in love
- Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
- On the topic of being alone
- Being born gay
- The curse of being gifted
- disagree without being disagreeable
- Being married to your best friend
- The consequences of being seriously wounded
- Being a Jerk to Pick Up Girls
- I'm
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- I'm nobody! Who are you?
- I'm a Pepper
- I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
- I know what I'm talking about
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
- I'm not homophobic but...
- I'm a Medieval Man
- I'm a consumer whore... And how!
- Wir Tanzen im 4-Eck
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- My mom thinks I'm a satanist
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
- i'm tired, not of you, but just tired, and i dont know why
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- On Being Human
- Being put on hold
- Forgive me for being afraid of the world
- Being Digital
- An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
- Cease, then, being Emperor
- Sometimes there is a value in observing yourself being wrong
- On Being a Whore
- Why chart music is inexplicably popular despite being 95% boiled arse
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm in this for the long haul
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- I'm just a collection of electrons
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- To Women, As Far As I'm Concerned
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- sarcastic punctuation
- human being
- Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
- famous for being famous
- Pseudo_Intellectual: In Danger of Being Violently "Deported" by an irate Ex-RCMP
- The disadvantages of being left handed
- The difference between desire and being desired
- Being a foreign female in Japan
- We are only guilty of living. It's unavoidable being art.
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- Pokemon being the first anime to most Australian children.
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
- I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
- I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- I'm Going Crazy
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- Teen Bride Im Sorry
- I'm Not Sleeping
- i'm leaving teethmarks on your striptease
- Zeit im Bild
- I'm English. I'm Evil. Grrr
- I'm the King of the Castle
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- Being John Malkovich
- Creativity, the essence of being human
- Reasons for Not Being at Work
- Great Chain of Being
- Being asked to sponsor
- Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
- Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
- Being a White Van Man
- On being tied to a tree
- The Business of Being Born
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- Damn, I'm good.
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I'm a writer. What are you?
- Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- I'm on drugs
- I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
- I'm in the Army and I'm gay
- I'm still Big Red (user)
- What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I think I'm turning into a guy
- im wearing a bandana (user)
- im in ur base killin ur d00dz
- As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."
- I'm going to paint a number 7.
- You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
- Im No Writer (user)
- there's good and bad in being a database administrator
- The bored who complain
- You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
- Eduardo Kac's GFP Bunny, a work of transgenic art, or, It's not easy being green
- Why is "Being There" Considered Better?
- The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
- On Being a Woman
- Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!
- a voice like pebbles being shoved through a harmonica
- For the good things in life it is worth being a snob
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- I'm gay
- I'm feeling like a custard now
- I'm alone in Geneva!
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- Now I'm Nothing
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- I'm Tory Plan B
- I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- I'm lovin' it
- I'm wide awake It's morning
- I'm a Mountain
- im da best (user)
- I'm so worldly, I shit globes
- I'm just talking about Shaft
- sarcastic (user)
- Florida being promoted for its hockey
- Steps To Being a Webmaster
- Single Being
- The secrets of being a good drug dealer
- If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
- Not verifying information
- Why I Hate Being Alive
- What I have learned from being fired
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- I'm not that kinda girl
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
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