Findings:

• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• My cat's breath smells like cat food
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I feel like I'm being watched
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• Just Like the Fambly Cat
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I guessed I wouldn't land on all fours, like a cat
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• candle smoke and christmas spice leapt up their noses like cardamom cats
• I like my cat
• Like a cat filled with molten bronze and dropped out of a biplane
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• bad cat
• Cats
• Cat's Cradle
• CAT scan
• cat person
• Eek the Cat
• The Cat Who Walks Through Walls
• The Cat from Outer Space
• Schrödinger's Cat trilogy
• Schrödinger's Cat
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• cat haters
• Cheshire Cat
• Siamese Cat
• Bill the Cat
• For I Will Consider My Cat Jeoffrey
• Cat People
• Gunsmith Cats
• Two Cats on a Roof
• cat litter
• The Cat In The Hat
• Cat Stevens
• a real brrr cat
• The cat's quizzer
• My cat
• Cat's in the Cradle
• cat food
• Fritz the Cat
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• Manx cat
• Fat cats
• Cat o' nine tails
• Sea cat
• The Truth About Cats and Dogs
• Cats and dogs living together
• cat juggling
• Samurai Cat
• black cat bone
• Canary in a Cat House
• The Black Cat
• cat ears
• Cat (user)
• The many weapons of cats
• The Cat and Venus
• The Cat and the Mice
• The Eagle, the Cat, and the Wild Sow
• Why strapping buttered toast to a cat's back will not produce infinite power
• Cat 5
• cool cat
• stroke the cat
• Playing fetch with my cat
• Cat's eye
• alley cat
• Swing a dead cat
• Cat's Eyes
• house cat
• 10 Ways to irritate, annoy, and anger your cat
• the cat's pajamas
• Toupées made of cat hair are a bad idea
• Asian golden cat
• African golden cat
• leopard cat
• marbled cat
• fishing cat
• flat-headed cat
• rusty-spotted cat
• Iriomote cat
• Bornean bay cat
• Geoffroy's cat
• pampas cat
• Andean mountain cat
• jungle cat
• Pallas' cat
• Chinese desert cat
• black-footed cat
• sand cat
• cat chow
• Cat and Mouse
• Black Cat Lounge
• The Cat and the King
• The perfect cat toy
• Cat meat
• Terrible things done by geriatric cats
• Cat Religion in Red Dwarf
• How to handle a radioactive cat
• Hobie Cat
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• Fluffy The Cat (user)
• Cats always land on their feet
• Samurai Pizza Cats
• Nansen cuts the cat in two
• I knew I couldn't build a cat
• cat box
• Bathing cats in the toilet
• Spring-Loaded Cat
• Mom, I Gave the Cat Some Acid
• Top Cat
• twisty cats
• making my cat wear party hats
• Cat Ballou
• Ack! Summer is almost over and I forgot to shave the cat!
• Cat Butt
• Shadow Cat (user)
• Fat Cat
• Cats hate computers
• Three Cat Songs
• My cat's rough beginning
• Cat Commandments
• Mouth full of cat hair
• Dancing with cats
• How to message your cat
• China Cat Sunflower
• How to calm a cat in heat
• On a favourite cat, drowned in a tub of gold fishes
• Hemingway Cats
• Octave Cat
• cat's meows
• The old lady with the cats
• Cat Rapes Dog
• Colon Cat
• herding cats
• My cat is mentally challenged and more than a little misshapen
• cat box day
• Cats make great alarm clocks
• How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
• Waking up at 7:00 am to hear your cat puking
• Which cat fell off last?
• I am forced to smoke my cat

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