Findings:

• Mojave Phone Booth
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm Proud of You
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• I'm a little sex pot
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• I'm The Pumpkin King (user)
• I'm a
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• im not mikey (user)
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm on a diet!
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• fuck you I'm an anteater
• Mojave Desert Phone Booth
• I'm
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm not talking about
• I'm Looking Through You
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm afraid of presenting my work
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm Nuts
• I,m your Buttocks (user)
• close() and shutdown()
• booth
• I have the body of John Wilkes Booth
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm Your Fan
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm stopping trying to impress people
• Stille Im Meine Hamburg
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm Gay, not dead!
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• I'm envious of caveman courting rituals
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• I'm a slasher... of prices!
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I'm too old for this shit
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Wayne C. Booth
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm bored
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Being a dickhead
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm on my last go-round
• Sitz im Leben
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I'm Rose (user)
• Because I'm an adult
• I'm not a thief, I'm a treasure hunter
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Clare Boothe Luce
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm Glad
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm game
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Exactly Where I'm At
• help im a rock (user)
• I'm never getting drunk again
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• Damn it, I'm a Superhero!
• Letting My Cat Outta the Bag
• Frank Booth
• Cherie Booth
• I'm not very cool
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• I'm tired of calling 911
• I'm a luser
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm a stranger here myself
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm Really Into Techno
• I'm in one of those moods again
• I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
• I'm not scared of your stolen power
• keep an eye on things while i'm gone
• Knife fight in a phone booth
• The Kissing Booth
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm so tough
• I'm writing a romance and I'm not ashamed
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm Holding You
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I'm not really a waitress nail polish
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• I'm English. I'm Evil. Grrr
• I'm the King of the Castle
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm not lovin' it
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• I'm flier than a seagull
• Booth's Algorithm
• I'm not sure
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• Help I'm a Rock (user)
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm scared of my car
• I'm feeling lucky
• im in ur base killin ur d00dz
• As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."

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