Findings:
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- She could run a spiel like nobody's business. She could sell the world and make you wish for more.
- How could you ever have enough?
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How we could still have a President Trump
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
- how many lines of code have you written?
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- It could have been a Brilliant Career
- Glad To Have A Friend Like You
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- So she could feel as if she had danced
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- my religion doesn't have a name
- What it's like to have cancer
- at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- How to have an out of body experience
- How the mighty have fallen
- I could have been Canadian
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- how could you (user)
- I've forgotten how
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- The Things She Could Forget, If I'd Forget Them Too
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- How to have an epileptic fit
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- She could not live with or without him
- How long have you been in love with her?
- Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- How to have lesbian sex
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- What is it like to have a soul?
- I have made up a name for my disease
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
- I could use some new habits, like holding you
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- How could this happen?
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Could I Have Been?
- How one man could control the Senate
- A memory of a road humans have long since forgotten.
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- Nothing could be close to quite like this
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- You don't have to remember my name
- I would like to have emotions
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- You, standing
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Sex with a chicken
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- Names have been changed
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- And All That Could Have Been
- It could have been me
- How long have you known?
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- Where the water for the flood could have come from
- What it's like to have a community
- How Microsoft could subvert the GPL
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Penis for a day
- Names I have acquired over the years
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- Couldn't you have named it anything else
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- How could God let this happen?
- Astro City #5
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- standing on my lawn, with the scissors in your hands, and you could come in where you'd like, to my paper house
- She could be a businesswoman
- Could have beens, should have beens
- A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
- How would you know? And how could you ever know?
- I could have known everything for five dollars
- I could use a muse like you to amuse me
- I could lie like this forever
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- Could Muhammad have been autistic?
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Could you have danced with me?
- in case I have forgotten
- If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
- you have all forgotten the taste of death
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- Names have power
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- How can an atheist have morals?
- How we have grown apart
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- Where the streets have no name
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- You have to live like you'll miss the end
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- How to "Have People"
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
- Polish political parties
- They could have saved Kevin
- Sex in a small car
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- If I could draw houses like I can draw your breasts
- We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I wish I could burn like god
- I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
- She Will Have Her Way
- She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
- the only comfort we could ever have
- I could have been one of a two
- She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
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