Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Honestly, who WANTS their kids getting involved with that crap too early?"

• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Know your pets
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• kids grow up too fast
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• Flaunting your sexuality
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• Who wants trident?
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
• The Man Who Knew Too Much
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• i just want to know who i am
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• So your kids want a pet
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Judging women by their books
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Dead links in writeups
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• People who carp about their jobs
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• The Man Who Knew Too Little
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• Who wants a down vote
• Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire?
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• Little kids = early acid trips
• i want to know you. who you really are.
• Who Wants to Live Forever?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• I liked their early stuff
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• Country kids driving their sins up haunted logging roads
• It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Kids who walk in the middle of the road
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• What I Want My Kids To Know About Sex
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Capitalize, please
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• I want to put my hands there too
• I want to be sexy too!
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• CORDYCEPS: Too clever for their own good
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• Who wants a Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card from the FUNKY FRESH holliman?
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• The Highly Mutated Sea Bass Who Wanted to Take Over the World
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Who wants some schlock
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• The Bad Girl's Guide to Getting What You Want
• natural crap
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• Meaningful useless crap
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• Baby name books are crap
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• stock market analysts are full of crap
• Confessions of a Crap Artist
• Is this poetry or crap?
• farm craps
• The Lord is my shepherd; I shall drive like crap
• Crap (user)
• It's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippie crap
• Craps No More
• The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
• Raise the crap
• That annoying, whining crap that passes for metal these days
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• What a load of crap
• Save early, save often
• Up early for court
• A Convoluted History of Early Telecommunications
• Early Christian Creeds
• Early Adopter
• Early, before our hands knew what to do
• A Brief History of New York City's Early Graffiti
• Thoughts on Early American Romantics and Planet of the Apes
• Sumer, Early Egypt and Writing
• Early Bird
• Early American Immigration
• An early glimpse of Lincoln's views on slavery, March 3, 1837
• Early childhood memories
• Abuses of the Catholic Church in the Early Modern Period
• Distant Early Warning
• Early Greek philosophy and Logos
• Early Sunday morning
• Early entrance college programs
• Early Entrance Program at CSULA
• Early Classroom Materials 1975-1988 : Pertinent Background Information
• early binding
• Early One Morning
• Light rain at early dawn
• Early American foreign affairs
• early (user)
• Early Dynastic I
• Jubal Early
• Wispy beams of early light
• By the dawn's early light
• early intervention
• Early African Civilisation
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• A Plague in the Late 19th and Early 20th Centuries
• The explanatory power of the microscope in early modern Europe
• AIM trends of the early 21st century
• Early Bird Exception
• early fatherhood
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• early pregnancy symptom (user)
• Early Times
• Early is on time, on time is late
• Early Years Foundation Stage
• go ugly early and you'll never go home alone
• Early Day Motion
• The Bread of the Early Years
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Butch and Sundance: The Early Days
• Early Lunar News
• Early Retirement Extreme

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