• If a woman lactates honey, she probably has cooter bees
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• She has a heap of hearts on a platter and she's not getting mine
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• She has trouble acting normal
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• She still has my Borges book
• The Jackal: Episode One: A Hero Has Risen, And She Demands Worker's Comp
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The hardest breath she has
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• She has big eyes and a slightly cracked voice
• She has given up on shoes completely.
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• Oceania has never been at war
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• Everyone Has Wings In Heaven
• My generic "So you want to learn Linux..." speech
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion
• How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Turn Off My TV
• The hope that one of us would learn to swim
• How I learned to live with my noisy computer
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• You Learn
• English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Dialogues, Part II
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• She told me to say that
• She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
• She touched my life for a second and made everything peach-scented
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Before she started smoking
• What, she cannot say
• alive she cried (user)
• She Will Have Her Way
• She draws with pencils, you draw with words
• why she feels the irrational need to capture little fragments of glass
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• applied degree
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Ebonics began with pirates
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• Heather Has Two Mommies
• Good fiction has a price
• Funny Ha Ha and Funny Peculiar
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• An American Testament has been written, and our Ten Commandments are as follows
• Sé que el suicidio va contra las leyes de Dios y el hombre, pero la sed de sangre del tirano de mi patria no ha de aplacarse con la mía.
• Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 4
• Learn the lesson of your own pain
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• Learn how to swear in different languages
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• The extroverted feeler learns about "bad strangers"
• So then she said
• The vacuum she left
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• She Came and Went
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• She is glowing on fire. can she see that?
• On the third day, she rose
• i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
• lest she lose all else
• I bet she drinks from the bottle
• She looks at me and she laughs
• She tells me she drives a truck.
• Applied Ethics
• The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
• Yom Hashoah
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• The Universe has spared us this moment
• Detroit has a fist
• my dog it has three corners
• Roe has got to go
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• The Extroverted Feeler has a Winnie the Pooh Day
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 15
• I learned to pick locks in prep school
• The two essential phrases to learn in other languages
• One learns the most when teaching others
• Boys and Girls Learn Differently
• Take these broken wings and learn to fly again
• Sick Priest Learns to Last Forever
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• She thought about giving him her heart
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• She is not beautiful
• She hates my futon
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• Red aura, she looked bright
• She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
• I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• She practices her speech
• The Things She Could Forget, If I'd Forget Them Too
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• eternal she
• sandstorm firestorm windstorm she stands alone
• T.A.Z.: Appendix B: Applied Hedonics
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• Something inside has died
• Life has its course
• The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
• The etrix has you
• Los Angeles has crappy landmarks
• Pain has an Element of Blank
• Why the Pentagon has twice the number of bathrooms it needs
• True love has waited long enough
• Proximity Martini
• Rank Has Its Privileges
• much later, probably one whole minute has passed
• the light slowly fading outside has become insignificant
• Learn how to fly
• Things that I learned from reading erotic stories involving latex
• Things I learned from TVO
• Oh, did you learn to play chess after YOU dropped a barbell on your head, too?
• And maybe the horse will learn how to sing
• Learn to Program bash
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Dialogues, Part III
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
• Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• What she didn't say
• At night, she still believes in him
• She had the most wonderful grin in the world
• Mira, she says
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• She was free
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• applied research
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• On the Law that has Regulated the Introduction of New Species
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Education has failed
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• Your computer has been cracked
• No one has died
• Bad fiction has a price
• Irony has a way of pulling a chokehold
• It has bits of marrow sticking to it, and blood, and beautiful bright-green flies.
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• In this love story we see many of the features of erotic love that philosophy has traditionally found disturbing, and has wished to cure.
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 5
• Reasons that the English language is hard to learn
• A learned man came to me once
• The Long-Eared Hearer Learns by Listening
• learn how to spell, mormon
• learned paralysis
• That's all she wrote
• (s)he
• She Loves You
• She Sleeps
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking

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