Findings:
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- I knew it was over the moment I bought those shoes
- Love cookies
- He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
- He Really Wasn't That Great
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- I was shaking, but not from the cold
- My fingers flow over a keyboard, but words jumble at my teeth
- He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- He Was a Crook
- we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
- some say he was never here at all
- Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
- So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
- It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- That's Just How He Was
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- It wasn't the prince that saved the damsel, but a pirate with a secret.
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- At least he was gentle
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
- This was when I knew my childhood was over
- making certain he was touching her
- pretends to sleep as he looks her over
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- the horrible gift was really quite right
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- If over the hills was someplace new and forgotten
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
- it wasn't the terrorism that flung us apart, it was the pigeons
- It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- strange and too short but I was lonely
- The flowers smiled, but she was gone
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- He smiles but it's not real.
- Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- /but what was the question?
- Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- i thought i was special, but it was you
- I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
- More than he was willing to give
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- He flops over and bonks his head
- He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
- Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- I married him because he was not mean
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books.
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- All he left her was alone
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- All Over but the Shoutin'
- he was a punk poet himself
- He was found
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- He Was Only Joking
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- There is no god but God
- Butt hinge
- so, it wasn't all for nothing
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Things people put up their butts
- Project B.U.T.T.
- Sexist jokes
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Not really by the rules, but...
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Free but worthless shares
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I know you are, but what am I?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
If you Log in you could create a "He was over but the round quite was'nt" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.