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• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• There are times when they seem to be right
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• Things never were what they used to be
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• The increase of entropy ain't what it used to be
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• The back of the cereal box isn't what it used to be
• I used to be a carpenter
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• It will be good when I am leader
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• I used to be a constitutional literalist.
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• The proper temperature can be reached through the use of heaters
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Nostalgia ain't what it used to be
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• The BMT That Used To Be
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I am blind when I want to be
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• Hot pursuit
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• You used to be a substantial woman
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• We're supposed to be gone. We're a universe of ghosts.
• Alexander, Who Used to Be Rich Last Sunday
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• The MTA That Used To Be
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• Let there be another next time
• It must be morning when she dreams.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• a garden where a girl used to be
 
• a pile of dust where a fun girl used to be
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• I used to be bulimic
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• not as funny as it used to be
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• What I want to be when I grow up
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• I used to be racist
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• The Lines That Used To Be
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• A fine time to be in the Army
• The IND That Used To Be
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• The IRT That Used To Be
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• we used to be punk
• Just be home in time for supper
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• I used to be that girl.
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Or at least it used to be
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• When shall I be free?
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• There'll be plenty of time later to leave things unsaid
• Romantic as in 19th century German aesthetics, not what mommy says daddy used to be.
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• We used to be more in sync
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters

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