Near Matches Ignore Exact

Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "He convinced everybody I was a snake demon. The Ashtoreth followers were all over me for weeks"

• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• All he left her was alone
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books.
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Everybody with a functioning mind agrees with me; this is the definition of a functioning mind
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• Thank you for not knowing me at all, Captain Shallow
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Before you, there was me
• All of this strung together inside me on a delicate electric web.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Been feeling red all week
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• He flops over and bonks his head
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• she, he, and me
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• All over
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• more sure of all I thought was true
• I was me before being me was cool.
• something terrible comes over me
• At least he was gentle
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• Walk all over
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• All around me
• The pyre-light licks you as if you were an ice sculpture. Are all members of your sisterhood finished with bevels?
• All you ever did was let it happen
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• You will not remember me at all
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• All over the place
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• I knew it was over the moment I bought those shoes
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• Déjà Vu All Over Again: Unoriginality in Hollywood
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• We're All Mad Here
• We're all still very different
• Were you here at all?
• In the event of an emergency, we're all screwed.
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• November 4, 1995
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• all of these people are me
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Convince me to become a Pilot
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• pretends to sleep as he looks her over
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• There was no one waiting for me...
• We were all thinking it, I just said it
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• if Gerry Stern were dead, he'd roll over in his grave
• He has redefined me, again and again
• Someone to Watch over Me
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• I got married on E2, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a husband
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• In all that you never were
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• He Was a Crook
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• he calls me monster
• The day he gave me a lift
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• I was into them after they were hip
• All of Me
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• and things we're all too young to know
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• More than he was willing to give
• I married him because he was not mean
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• all pictures of me are this exact shade of red
• All of her seconds were unencumbered
• we're all entitled to nationalism
• I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• he calls me girly (user)
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• she left her handwriting all over the calendar
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• No Sir! Nobody is driving, we're all in the back seat!
• I remember when all this was trees
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening

If you Log in you could create a "He convinced everybody I was a snake demon. The Ashtoreth followers were all over me for weeks" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.