• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• Hit me up
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Up Shit Creek without a paddle
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• He brings me books like flowers
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• She cleaned up for me at least.
• He is always ready..
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• the little moose that tears me up inside
• Sweep me up
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• he calls me girly (user)
• he calls me monster
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• "Shut up," he explained
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• People without spines annoy me.
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Shag Me Up The Botty (user)
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• The day he gave me a lift
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• Up the creek without an application
• he that is not with me is against me
• He has redefined me, again and again
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Parties
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Jesus He Knows Me
• Some things dannye taught me without trying
• for me to smell a garden without trying
• Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• He that is not with me is against me.
• always with me
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• let me grow up
• Wake me up if you still want me
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• He called me Sarah once
• Without Me
• Bitch set me up!
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
• Build Me Up Buttercup
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• He loves me, he loves me not
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• He taught me how to smoke
• He Hate Me
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• You were always so good to me
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• she, he, and me
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• O Lord Thou crackest me up
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Will my children grow up without Popeye?
• Lifetimes are catching up with me
• Don't wait up for me
• Point-Counterpoint: Gay men are always hitting on me
• The Tragedy of Growing Up Poor
• He searches
• Cleaning up broken glass
• He eventually disappeared into the morning fog
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• burnin' up the blood in your veins
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• Get Up and Bar the Door
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• dial up connection
• Now he dances to bring her back.
• Up From Slavery
• I can't operate this robot; he is my son
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• He's High Again
• Listen UP!
• Bringing up baby
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Cock Up Your Beaver
• Listening to Fear
• Declaration of the Causes and Necessity of Taking Up Arms
• me
• How to pick up hot red-headed chicks
• Timor mortis conturbat me
• Giving Up the Gun: Japan's Reversion to the Sword, 1543-1879
• Rising Up and Rising Down
• turned up
• talk to me not the computer
• if you weren't real I would make you up
• Roll Up the Rim to Win
• She approached me with some vague line
• Being a Jerk to Pick Up Girls
• My Mom buys me diet pills
• I have made up a name for my disease
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• absent without leave
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• The Year Without A Santa Claus
• emote me
• skies without stars
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• Accepting responsibility without accepting responsibility
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• How to buy a stereo system (without winning the lottery)
• you complete me
• A universe without a cause
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Promotions Without Prices
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• babies being born without brains
• Your kindness makes me feel awful
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene

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