Findings:

• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• By the way, where'd you meet him?
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• Book most owned by American libraries with the word "fuck" in the title
• Up Your Ass
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• death passed him by
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• Pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Fucked Up
• Ken Lay
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• You want that I should rough him up?
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• boxing glove possessed by the devil
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• A men's Oxford, sleeves messily turned up to the elbows, held together by wishful thinking
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• Fucked up ways to die
• Shut The Fuck Up
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• Looking up a word by its definition
• The Wild Colonials
• Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
• Take the bull by the horns
• Shards of memory stirred up by the wind
• Fucked by the woman of your dreams
• Spice up your life by attending strip clubs
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• Sewn up by frost
• And while I stand by what I said, I honestly wasn't intending for him to light himself on fire.
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• By the Great Horn Spoon
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• Grabbed by the Ghoulies
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• fuck up
• Devil up her sleeve
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• Fucked up Facts from History
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• You Fucked Up!
• Smoking up a storm with the devil
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• People have fucked up before
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• Morrison's Lament
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• Blowing smoke up your ass
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• HARDEN THE FUCK UP
• fucked up criteria (user)
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• The Devil is an Ass
• The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• all the way up Reagan's ass
• ass chip
• Covering your ass
• bad ass
• swamp ass
• ass
• Rat's ass
• The Ass and His Driver
• The Ass and His Shadow
• The Ass and His Masters
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• The Ass and the Horse
• The Ass and His Purchaser
• The Ass and the Wolf
• The Goat and the Ass
• Kiss my ass
• Big Ass Truck
• jawbone of an ass
• Asses of Fire
• Photocopying your ass is not recommended
• Piece of ass
• The Kennedy crimes
• I kick ass for the Lord!
• My mom kicks ass
• Persian wild ass
• Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
• Your ass is indefensible
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
• my ass, your face
• Pain in the ass evangelistic ex-smoker
• We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• This door is not a horse's ass!
• Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
• Bad things with which to wipe your ass
• Big Ass Pork Plate
• The color of an ass on the run
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• And the Ass Saw the Angel
• Weird-ass exam technique
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
• My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
• Kerr's Ass
• How to fight and kick ass
• Decentralized networking kicked my ass
• The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
• Ass Pain
• Put your head down and your ass in the air
• Cool ass babe
• colder than a well digger's ass
• Run Your Ass Non-Stop
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Ass and potpourri
• Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• The Obscene Ass
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• half-assed
• Bust Ass Falls
• Canada Kicks Ass
• You'd better start hauling ass
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• Duck's ass
• My first smart ass comment
• bad ass (user)
• Art Star Sounds Compilation (Ass Comp)
• thug ass nigga (user)
• hoss ass hole (user)
• haul ass
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• dumb ass (user)
• ass over teakettle
• Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
• show your ass (user)
• candy ass (user)
• ass candy (user)
• ass butt (user)
• JOE KICK ASS (user)
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• The law is an ass
• Jack ass (user)
• How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
• Ass kisser
• The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
• grabbing ass
• hot ass chris (user)
• trina sexy ass (user)
• ass whole (user)
• virgan ass (user)
• Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
• Dat ass

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