• Bad writeups get 4 XP? (e2poll)
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Good Johnny's Happy Noderthon for Kids & a $1000 or a Blow-Job (whichever is lesser value).
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• GeT HiGh Or GeT LoW (user)
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
• Vote Labour or the fox gets its
• Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
• Get busy living or get busy dying
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• Shit or get off the pot
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• Need to get out more
• Death Gets A Website
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
• It takes 30 minutes to get anywhere
• how to get into UCLA
• How to lose weight and get a flat stomach
• Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• Truth or Dare
• Bikini or thong?
• Is this the last four years or what?
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Miracle of Science or Wonder of Nature?
• Grandma and the internet or Cream of the Slop
• Live Free or Die
• How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
• The die is cast, you will cut the mustard or face the music
• From Sidon to Tyre, or Death Surprised
• Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Publish or Perish
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• Searching for Steve (Or, why I stopped feeling guilty for downloading MP3s)
• It must have rained or something
• Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
• Becabde or Bezabde (user)
• To Pacify or Not
• Eat shit or puke trying
• The Fight with the Snapping Turtle: Or, the American St. George
• To mouse or not to mouse... (e2poll)
• The Death of St. Narcissus (Or, A Love Song for St. Sebastian): Part II
• XP Whoring for Dummies
• Voting for XP
• Bathurst 1000
• Craving a smoke
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• get your money
• How to get a blow job
• Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance?
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Can I get MTV from kissing?
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• Getting a site banned from Google
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
• Get a Move on
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• get passive
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Wait Till Your Father Gets Home
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• Get a telecommunications degree and we'll videoconference.
• YOU MIGHT GET LOST
• Get your dirty mind off my future
• John Lennon, The Hippie Fanboy, Death, and "Gimme Some Truth"
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
• To Stir or Not to Stir
• Ten stars or so
• Billionaires for Bush (or Gore)
• How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• The Ballot or the Bullet
• How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• The Birth of Merlin, or, The Childe Hath Found His Father
• Portland, Oregon Chinatown
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• The Milford System (or, the Modern Science Fiction Workshop)
• Or something
• Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction
• First Booke of Songes or Ayres
• Nine years of moments or A Definition of Love
• Protocol for the Prohibition of the Use in War of Asphyxiating, Poisonous or Other Gasses, and of Bacteriological Methods of Warfare
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• the galaxy that may or may not exist between them
• homage or satire
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• Easter and Anti-Zombitism Or Resurrection vs. Undead
• Days or Years
• XP (user)
• XP/Leveling System Adjustments (document)
• Get my groove on
• Get hours
• get mine
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• Gotta Get Over Greta
• Trying To Get It Unwound
• How to get a date
• Bender Gets Made
• Get home from work
• How to get unrestricted simultaneous downloads in Internet Explorer
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• How to Get Ahead in Advertising
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
• How to get hormones
• The Closer I Get
• Type my letter, get my coffee, suck my dingdong
• (I) Get Lost
• Privacy Is Dead - Get Over It
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• How to Get to Heaven from Jacksonville, FL
• Red or Blue Pill
• more or less
• Windows 95/98 - an OS or a virus
• any way, shape or form
• I may or may not have been naked
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• Shall I scare you with the truth? Or tell the pretty lie?
• How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
• Molecules with silly or unusual names
• Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
• No synthesisers or ulterior motives
• Black or Blue
• Never drink or cook with hot tap water
• The Ballet or the Bullet
• there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
• Lachrimę, or Seven Teares
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• Come strong or stay home
• Goethe and the Invention of Shakespeare as All-Time Greatest English Playwright; or, The Playwright's Burden
• Hooker or Trophy Wife?
• All good men are either gay or married
• XP Balance Sheet
• Style XP
• Tandy 1000
• get drunk
• We need to get you a girlfriend

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