Findings:

• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• someone has been out crying on my lawn again
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• The weight has been lifted
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution has never been observed
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• Finding out you have cancer
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• It has not been a wonderful day
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• the hottest it has ever been
• The lust of years has been fulfilled
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• sex has always been a marketing strategy
• my experience with wishes has not been very positive
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Our desire to remember has been fragmented into a thousand slices
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• Everyone has a dead girlfriend story (category)
• Finding out your friend is a lesbian
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• My dog has been stolen
• How to find something which has been lost
• A book has always been my best friend
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• Your computer has been cracked
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Your IP address has been logged.
• Attention has been paid
• How to check if someone has been to the mall
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• a secret cabal of squirrels has been slowly terraforming the world behind our backs
• ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
• How to check if someone has been through it all
• The ceiling of innovation has been reached
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• The Pleasure of Finding Things Out
• The sound of children screaming has been removed
• My warranty has run out
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Has Been
• Outside she reads, outside she is reading the evacuation procedure, out loud
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
• Proximity Martini
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• It's been odd out in the world
• This has not been an easy year.
• The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
• WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
• An American Testament has been written, and our Ten Commandments are as follows
• Oceania has never been at war
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Been
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• You've Been Borged! (document)
• been through the fire
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Evolution is only a theory
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• You've Been Dumped
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I've been a woman for too long
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• It's been lovely
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• It's All Been Done Before
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• The software hath been released
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• You know you've been away from home too long
• They had been expecting me
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Why I've never been ice skating
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• What Might Have Been
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I've been shot!
• I've been duped by Satan!
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
• I've been expecting you
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• You've Been Framed
• Never Been Kissed
• I had been hungry all the years
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• reading into it
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I shoulda been there
• I could have been one of a two
• I've been dead a long time
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• 40 Albums That Should've Been Hits: 1971
• I’ve been completed
• love like you've never been hurt
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• been there, done that
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Since I've Been Loving You
• I've been on the net (user)

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