Findings:

• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Do you like me?
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Bleed Like Me
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• He brings me books like flowers
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Dead Like Me
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• doesn't look like anything to me
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• Loves me like a bottle
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Women only like me for my mind
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• A Doll Like Me
• Creeps Like Me
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• treat me like your sex doll
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• treat me like a woman
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• I like you; do you like me?
• Walk Like Me
• Black Like Me
• My Company Likes Me
• Look siad me Be like me
• You're like a brother to me
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• Republican Like Me
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• eyed me like a female mantis
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• unfinished (like me)
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• You like me, you really like me!
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Hold Me Like You Need Somebody
• like you love me
• want me like time
• Broken like me
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• get drunk
• Getting drunk with editor powers
• Girl drink drunk
• dry drunk
• coding drunk
• A little bit tired, a little bit drunk, all yours
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• Sir, you are drunk!
• Sketches For My Sweetheart The Drunk
• Drunk and Wondering
• I was very, very drunk
• Crashing asleep dizzy drunk
• Drunk and Beautiful
• punch drunk
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• EveryBody Gets Drunk At Election
• drunken wasps
• Drunk as a skunk
• Music to get drunk to
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• The Drunk Joke
• Drunk, fix later
• The Drunk (user)
• Punch-Drunk Love
• drunk barbie (user)
• Driving while drunk vs. driving while tired
• No flash photography on the drunks, please
• Dealing With Drunks at Bus Stops
• Blood drunk
• drunk on the tiniest pivot
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• Drunk History
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• Like
• Smells Like Teen Spirit
• breeding like rabbits
• Fuck like crazed weasels
• Trip Like I Do
• Tastes like chicken
• Men like large amounts of kinetic energy
• Beat like a redheaded stepchild
• How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
• My cat's breath smells like cat food
• Head Like a Hole
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• The Chair she sat in, like a burnished throne
• Wine that tastes like sour Kool-Aid
• Lovin' you like rubbers
• I never thought it would be like this
• Took a lot to live a lot like you
• Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
• like this
• You mean the me that you would be
• Like a Dream
• Like a Dream (2)
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• Webster 1913 sounding like Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
• Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
• food fight

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