• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• Cinderella II: Dreams Come True
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
• What Dreams May Come
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• When Poets Dreamed of Angels
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• If they come for us
• Simple words, simple dreams
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• My body is a toaster when it comes to sleep
• Lab rats dream about the mazes they run
• When it all comes together
• When Employers Come A-Courtin'
• If you build it they will come
• I am a freakin' dynamo when it comes to adding single-digit numbers
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• Innocent When You Dream
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• When The King Comes Home
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• I love it when a plan comes together
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• the first casualty when war comes is the truth
• The echoes as they come
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• O You Whom I Often and Silently Come
• The snow answers come in dreams
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• When does a dream become public domain?
• When your time comes
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• People don't flail when they die
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• When you are smart, nothing is true
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• What to do when your husband comes home
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• When you kill people they die
• when the time comes
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• Those who come to scoff often stay to pray
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• When You Come
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• When the dark comes
• dreams that come sporadically in the night like Viking longships to burn you to the ground and steal your rationality
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• When the Boat Comes In
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• They Buried the American Dream Today
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• When the great recorder comes
• Anathema comes ever to mind when thinking of you.
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• They only come out at night
• Eye contact at a distance
• When the Circus Comes to Town
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• The Harder They Come
• Do you come here often?
• When Push Comes To Shove
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• when they take my blood
• When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• When Bobby Comes Down
• True compassion is more than flinging a coin to a beggar. It comes to see that an edifice which produces beggars needs restructuring.
• Dreams become stronger when desire sits at the edge of your bed
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• When Saturday Comes
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• These are the days when birds come back
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• They say you're a man with true grit.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• When true love dies, there are no paparazzi
• What to do when your car breaks down
• Dream Log: June 27, 2000
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Dream Log: July 19, 2000
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Dream Log: August 5, 2000
• When to talk about religion
• Dream Log: August 30, 2000
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• Dream Log: September 20, 2000
• Girls are hotter when they're comfortable
• Remember your Dreams
• When a liquid enters a vacuum
• Dream Log: November 2, 2000
• When Web Designers Attack: A New Fox Special
• Dream Log: November 26, 2000
• When your fireworks are shooting stars
• Dream Log: December 16, 2000
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Dream Log: January 12, 2001
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• Dream Log: February 3, 2001
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• Dream Log: February 27, 2001
• When Father Rode the Goat
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• When Pride Still Mattered
• Dream Log: April 13, 2001
• Where were you that Saturday when it rained?
• Dream Log: May 8, 2001
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Reality Dream
• The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
• Dream Log: June 25, 2001
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• The Dream of a Ridiculous Man
• What happens when a crane touches a power line
• Dream Log: August 9, 2001
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• Dream Log: September 8, 2001
• When impressing friends with food
• Dream Log: October 14, 2001
• When I said too much I wasn't kidding.
• Dream Log: November 5, 2001
• When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
• Dream Log: December 9, 2001
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Dream Log: January 11, 2002
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• Dream Log: February 14, 2002
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Dream Log: March 24, 2002
• What I talk about when I talk about running
• Dream Log: April 22, 2002
• Dream Log: May 22, 2002
• A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
• Dream Log: August 2, 2002
• Dream Log: September 5, 2002
• Of the Dream of Gudrun, Giuki's daughter
• Dream Log: November 12, 2002
• Dream Log: December 25, 2002
• Dream Log: February 11, 2003
• Dream Warrior Wingman
• Dream Log: May 22, 2003
• Dream Log: August 7, 2003
• Dream Log: October 13, 2003
• Dream Log: January 19, 2004
• Dream Log: April 9, 2004

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