Findings:

• Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I don't know how to read science fiction
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Squash can kill you
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Can medical science cure liberalism?
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• don't kill your clients
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Smoking can kill you
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Impromptu: A Very Random NYC Gathering...
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• I will kill you if I can
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• What we think we know can kill us
• Dead Can Dance
• Seven words you can never say on television
• can of corn
• garbage can
• trash can
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Can we all just get along?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Can buoy
• Can hook
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• The China Study
• canned hunt
• Any song can be a love song
• that can made you sick
• Nothing can stop me now
• Prince Albert in a can
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• windows where I can look out
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Can I masturbate too much?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• can bowl
• Can we still be friends?
• How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
• can opener
• can of grease
• I can do much better than this
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• The Pariah Coke Can Theory
• I think I can, I think I can
• I can taste the floor
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• The scariest words I can think of
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Canned Heat
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• king can
• A darn good reason to cover the trash can
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• True Love Can Wait
• Children can be cruel
• When can it end?
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• Can machines think?
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• murder can be fun
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Chalk can put us on the Moon
• Brother, can you spare a dime?

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