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• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
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• When You're Evil
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• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
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• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
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• Only when you're older
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• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
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• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
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• This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking
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• You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
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• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• The Story of the Merchant and the Genie
• This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
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• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
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• Baby, you're the greatest!
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• You're Only Old Once!
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• As soon as you're born you start dying
• You're not from around here, are you?
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
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• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
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• Ask Me Anything
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
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• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
• When glided in Porphyria
• Siblings: A Hazmat Diary Short Story
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• when the story is a bicycle you grip it tight and fly
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Don't ask don't tell
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was

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