• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Don't Be Afraid
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• this used to be a nodeshell? you don't say...
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• yeah, I know you wanted it to be about fucking
• I don't want to be alone
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Hyperintelligent dicks on the fucking moon
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Be careful and don't fall down
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I don't want to be successful
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Don't Be Evil
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Don't be sad
• don't be a girl
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• don't be absurd (user)
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• Don't C! this writeup
• we don't move with the waves. The two of us, a quiet ocean roaring somewhere in its depths
• I never thought it would be like this
• I generally don't consume insects
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Don't clap too loudly; it's a very old world.
• The Be
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• How to be anonymous
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• Primary Spontaneous Pneumothorax
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• Fucking Anais
• Be gua
• take a fucking hint (user)
• Here be Cows
• You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• So you want to be a DJ?
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• may you be granted a purple robe
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• Let's Be Childish
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• Training to be a RIT team
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• Fishing may be painful
• I may not be unbreakable
• Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
• Lest Ye Be Vexed
• be (user)
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• I said to my soul, be cool.
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• Information wants to be paid
• You are nice... be careful with that
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
• we want our film to be beautiful, not realistic
• Can the Cross be Saved?
• Dick
• Moby Dick - Chapter 3
• Moby Dick - Chapter 35
• Moby Dick - Chapter 67
• Moby Dick - Chapter 99
• Moby Dick - Chapter 131
• Penis size and impregnation
• Dick Smith Electronics
• Toss 'em the dick
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Laugh
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• Why programmers don't comment their code
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Why don't polar bears eat penguins?
• Don't say I didn't warn you
• Don't let the bed bugs bite
• Don't Go Away
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• I don't understand math
• Good Girls Don't
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• tuesdays don't go anywhere (document)
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• don't judge a book by its movie
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• I just want to be friends
• Don't step on the cracks
• you had to be there
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• but don't take my word for it
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Ho Ho Fucking Ho
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• go fucking (user)
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• You might be a Michigander
• In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I will always be weird inside
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• It's OK for dance music to be repetitive
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• Blessed be
• Glory be to the Father
• I Want to Be Inside You
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• I refuse to be "deciphered"
• I'll be

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