• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Because I'm an adult
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Pity me not because the light of day
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Do you like me?
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Women want me when I'm taken
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• I like you; do you like me?
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• Break me. I'm elated.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Do I imagine it, or does the flatmate fancy me?
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Dead Like Me
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• Do you think it's me?
• give me the truth or nothing
• It's Me or the Dog
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• How Do You Want Me?
• Do you know me?
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• What Do I Do With Me
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• Love Me or Leave Me
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• He brings me books like flowers
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• Drugs Or Me
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• My Company Likes Me
• Look siad me Be like me
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Because I do not want to forget
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• treat me like a woman
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• The full moon made me do it
• Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
• just because they never bothered to really do
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry

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