• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• It is important go out for a late walk in the new snow
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• When I am an old woman
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• And What Do You Think?
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• When you cut yourself shaving
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• I am blind when I want to be
• when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
• Sometimes when I am wearied suddenly,
• When you think about smoking
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Do you think it's me?
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• I think therefore I am
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about? (category)
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
• When you blow out like a dead star
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• Do you think you could love me now?
• Great minds do not think alike
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• When all the stars go out at night
• I'm always breathless when you call
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• I am in a metal band. What do I name it?
• Do not speak. I am in music.
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• who do you think you are?
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• When I am King
• Oh, Think Not I Am Faithful
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• You think about Everything when wrecking your car
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• What do you think?
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• My heart feels filled with warm water when I think of these things
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• Do Make Say Think
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• When am I an adult?
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• I sometimes think I am too much
• I am not one of the millions that went in. I am one of the few that came out.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• What to do when your brakes fail
• why I think I can't do anything
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• I think I am addicted to The Learning Channel
• Since when am I a size 6?
• what the fuck am I supposed to do?
• Do you think that girl is attractive?
• Conventional views about human cloning
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• When in doubt, throw it out
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• Esteem for ourselves- Do we all think alike?
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• I dropped out of school to do ecstasy full time
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• when in doubt run it out
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• I am worn out with the beauty of the most trivial things
• When I'm out of sorts I look at the calender. There's usually something good on the horizon.
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• What to do if a deer jumps out in front of your car
• You know you're blacked out when...
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• I look better when I am wet
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
• I do not fit in; I am not alone
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• bummed out
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• It will be good when I am leader
• I am a freakin' dynamo when it comes to adding single-digit numbers
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about?
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• When I am dead, my dearest
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• Tonight I am the one below the window, fresh out of pebbles
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• Do it the risky way, out in the open
• Why do we always whisper in the dark?
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• What luck for rulers that men do not think.
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• What to do when your car breaks down
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On

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