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• Mind without body
• Life without music would be a mistake
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Where would America be without Canada?
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Sexist jokes
• How to exchange two variables without using a third
• That would be me
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Riding a bike without using your hands
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Without users, this wouldn't be a problem
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• without really seeing them and
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• play dumb
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• it would be hilarious if only
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Just to see what it would be like
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• A whimper would be fine
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• I never thought it would be like this
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• I should be able to remember your face
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Double your theatre wages without really trying
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• University students can be really stupid
• We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• How to really impress people using division by 7
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• It is still hard to think about you without resorting to riddles and pointless pondering
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• Serving Microsoft Visio HTML without using Microsoft IIS
• eternity would be boring
• The best kind of bartender
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• What would Ben Franklin think of this?
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I did not say it would make sense
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• How to appreciate jazz without really trying
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• What life after death will really be like
• The Man Who Would Be King
• That I Would Be Good
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Sindarin "to be"
• So you want to be evil
• Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Evil be thou my good
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• nothing to be done
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• be good to each other
• Born To Be A Rock Star
• What did you do for your mother today?
• Did Nostradamus predict the French Revolution?
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• edev: I Shot Guest User (but I did not shoot n-a-t-e)
• i did nothing wrong (user)
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• Fax machine practical joke
• Monk jokes
• Czechoslovakian jokes
• what I really want
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• really beautiful code
• Depression is a good thing
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• nobody really (user)
• The really creepy guy at work you are extremely sexually attracted to
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I think this makes people uncomfortable
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway

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