• What pornos would have us believe
• Death makes angels of us all
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• And All That Could Have Been
• All your Information are belong to us
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Madmen have a world all their own
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• I must have waited all my life for this
• The Universe intended for us to have biscuits
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• And then all that we receive
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• when all the white horses have broken free
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Long Haired Preachers
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• All About Us
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Where have all the poets gone?
• The hope that one of us would learn to swim
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• If infinite alternate Universes exist, then where are all the visitors?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Death: all sorts.
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• How the Petting Zoo eventually destroyed us all
• they threw us all in a trench and stuck a monument on top
• if all of your nerves fired in reverse, you would die instantly
• US States without the death penalty
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• An Eternity Is All I Have
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• When living we have need of Death
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• death to you all (user)
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• All your 10 Base-T are belong to us
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• Till Death Us Do Part
• Death swept down the road and demonstrated the dangers of departmental infighting while the rest of us made our escape
• You stole what they would have given you
• All your base are belong to us
• All the fairies have gone
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• Entropy catches up with all of us
• {Latest New Media technology} will {save/destroy} us all!
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• All cats have nine tails
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Some flies have all the luck
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• Until death do us part
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• All Your Placentas Are Belong To Us
• Inside us all is a little person we are dying to let out
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• God Hates Us All
• All Your Media Are Belong to Us
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• My paintings are all I have
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• All sparks and melting everything around us
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Technological advancement that will destroy us all
• We are all we have
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• then tell us the way
• We should all know what it is to hold death in our hands.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• you would have been
• I would like to have emotions
• I Wish All U.S. Americans Had Maps
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• I Have a Rendezvous with Death
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• I have spent all night paging you
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• the honor of death by arrow
• death is coming (user)
• dowry death
• A good death
• Tell me of the nature of death
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• I have no hair
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• I have bloodmarks on my floor
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• The choice you have to make
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• the lunatics have taken over the asylum

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