Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Damn you Fate. I'm still wanting to smack you with a very large dead fish when I die."

• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I'm dead (user)
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• When celebrities die
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Damn, I'm good.
• Everything dies a little in large parking lots
• When I am dead, my dearest
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Persistently ill, and still does not die.
• Is it finished when you die?
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• When All Is Revealed It Still Won't Make Sense
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• Very Large Array
• When you understand the reasons why, you'll still hate our guts
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Just give him the damned fish
• Damn poem still haunts me
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• Where people go when people die
• When you blow out like a dead star
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• You live and you learn, and if you don't learn you still die
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Very large people painting very small miniatures
• When We Were Very Young
• I still tiptoe up the stairs when it's dark
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Damn it! I'm an adult!
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• When I Die
• THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• when someone you disliked dies
• When you kill people they die
• Dead Fish Museum
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• I'm not very cool
• I walk around when I'm high
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• When true love dies, there are no paparazzi
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• I'm always breathless when you call
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
• I'm Gay, not dead!
• When I'm at my computer.
• Back when our blood was still warm
• Love cookies
• A Very Large House (category)
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• when still her eyes held water
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I'm damn sociable for a hermit
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• When the Monkey Stood Still
• Listen in total darkness, or in a very large room, very quietly
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• 7 Japanese people are still missing, presumed dead
• Die Damn Emo Punk (user)
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• What dogs do to dead fish
• Only dead fish swim with the stream
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• Dead men can't die
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• this is how i'm going to die.
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• And When I Die
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• What happens when we die?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead
• People don't flail when they die
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• What happens when a Pope dies
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Immortality is basically free now, except that you still die.
• O Chatterton! how very sad thy fate
• Damn it, I'm a Superhero!
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• imagine that when you die you relive the last few seconds of your life
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• I'm Still Here
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Your taste is still on my lips and I'm holding it hostage
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I know more when I'm alone
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• When a whale dies
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• When Pride Still Mattered
• Eye contact at a distance
• Back when grunge was still cool
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• We're all still very different
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I still haven't found what I'm looking for
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• God damned sons of bitches
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• Damn You, Damn Everyone
• Dilvish, The Damned
• How to disable menu fade-in in Windows 2000
• Depressing but probably true rules of life
• Damn, you can see stars
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Faust: Love of the Damned
• i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
• HOT DAMN 3! nodestock
• We, the Damned
• Damn, girl, you smell like hibiscus
• The Legion of the Damned
• Hot Damn glass cleaner
• Damn Small Linux
• Those Damn Bandits
• One Monkey Don't Start the Show (document)
• A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
• Damn the Torpedoes
• Philosophus Stone and the Isle of the Damned!

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