• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Fuck me harder
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• Come on Take Me for a Ride
• Fuck me boots
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Come to Me
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Byzantine comes to visit me
• What in the world has come over me
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Fuck me
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• Come Talk To Me
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Come fly with me
• Dont come near me. (user)
• fuck you pay me
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Fuck you and your war. Fuck you and your robot whores.
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• fuck me and marry me young
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Come home with me
• I'm not in love, set me free
• fuck me gently with a chainsaw
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Dont come near me (user)
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• She Fucks Me
• Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
• fuck you I'm an anteater
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Sing me songs of nights to come
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• O Come and Mourn with Me Awhile
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Liver, come back to me
• (Come get me).
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• suffer the little children to come unto me
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Come and dance with me in the rain
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• I'm a consumer whore... And how!
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Lie to Me
• It come a young flood
• Read Me (collaboration)
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Somehow Love Discovered Me
• Avery comes back
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
• Fuck the Pope
• Wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning
• Fuck as a mid-word addiction
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• fuck u (user)
• Jesus He Knows Me
• fuck you!!! (user)
• Whore of Babylon
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• two limericks about whores
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm not racist but...
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I'm so sorry
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• i'm reflected in your failure, i'm refracted in your collapse
• C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
• You're not the boss of me
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• You Run Deep in Me
• Carry Me back to Old Virginny
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• He loves me, he loves me not
• You Do Something To Me
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• Blow me down!
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• What a Shame About Me
• the african violet you gave me
• All this poochie moochie on Everything2 is making me sick!
• Why tell me that?
• People just expect things from me
• How television car chases influenced me
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Excite me
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• You lost me
• me 3:16 (user)
• Meet Me in the Green Glen
• all of these people are me
• You have no power over me
• Fill for me a brimming bowl
• /me (user)
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• Why old people piss me off
• Me and the Fat Man
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• She kills me

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