• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• What can be better than that?
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• A dying playground can be Eden
• You Shall Be as Gods
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• The notion that nature can be calculated inevitably leads to the conclusion that humans too can be reduced to basic mechanical parts
• God can do what he wants
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• To God Be the Glory
• I can always hope
• University students can be really stupid
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Can God lie?
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Rancid Pickle is the standard by which all other noders should be judged
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Children can be cruel
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• Valour can be brown
• Be all that you can be
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• Knowledge can never be certain
• We can be heroes
• Your god might be evil....
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• we can all just be around other people
• Murder by Decree
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• gods we may be
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• The Powers of the Gods, and how they might constructively be used.
• A prayer to the Celestial Gods
• Touched by the Hand of God
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Be My God
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• A Prayer for Hope's Return
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• Any song can be a love song
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• TV can be a good thing
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• We Can Be Together
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• No one can be in two places at once
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• There can be only one
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• God must be deaf
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• I can divide by zero
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• It can be cold in the dark
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• I pray to God I can find the other sock
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• Short can be good! (document)
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• Black holes are where God divided by zero
• murder can be fun
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• All My Hope on God is Founded
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• No one can be totally logical
• Why procrastination can be productive
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Hopes of Early Genius dispelled by Death
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• What a kiss can be
• There By the Grace of God
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• God must be living in the sea.
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Prayer to Every God
• National Day of Prayer Proclamation by the President of the United States of America, 2002
• How can God allow evil to exist?
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Can the Cross be Saved?
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Fossils were put there by God
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive

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