• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• I've been completed
• I've been cordially invited to join the visceral realists
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• it went like this, as near as anybody can tell
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• I've been working on my homework
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I've been smoking ever since
• I've been trying to count the stars
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• You can tell a Marine
• I've been living my life half asleep
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• I've frequently not been on boats
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• Ski piss
• Though you can tell me
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• I've been expecting you
• I've been a wild rover for many a year, and I've spent all my money on whiskey and beer...
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• The Library Book
• old books can tell more than one story
• How to tell she's good looking
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• I've been waiting forever
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• I've Been Tired
• I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
• you never can tell with bees
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• Hey, I've been on e2 for a decade, give me a break.
• You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• I've been crowned the king of it
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Why I've never been ice skating
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• I've been shot!
• Since I've Been Loving You
• You never can tell
• I've been a woman for too long
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• I've been duped by Satan!
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• I've been on the net (user)
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• I've Never Been to Me
• I've been dead a long time
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• Dr Pepper imitations
• How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• That balanced place where I can sit with words coming out of my fingers
• What we think we know can kill us
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• perfume you can taste
• Wide-mouth aluminum beverage cans
• Can Dialectics Break Bricks?
• Things on which you can make a wish
• Steak 'n Shake canned chili
• How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!
• Give everything you can to everyone you know
• I Can
• We can be heroes
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Can I Get An Amen?
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• Singing in the mountains where nobody can hear you
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• you can put your arms around a memory
• Doctor Zhivago
• Doctor No
• Doctor Yellow
• The Ninth Doctor
• Fuzzy Poet Doctor
• Young Doctor Korgon's penisoid army
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• The Road I've Travelled
• Extreme Paranoia: Nobody Knows The Trouble I've Shot
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Oldest Living Confederate Widow Tells All
• How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Don't Tell a Soul
• Tell me of the nature of fear
• list of things
• Tell me a story about cranes
• I'll tell you something
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• This has not been an easy year.
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Cans of shit
• I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
• Canned goods
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• I can do much better than this
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• Can you drink old beer?
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
• I can see the lacy blue of your lust beneath the surface
• I can hear the bloody year
• tiny jesus is playing with mice behind an old can in your cupboard
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• Change I can believe in
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• The Navigator can not assist with Giving Birth
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• Doctor Pepper
• Doctor Faustus
• Little known jazz artists
• Posing as a doctor is illegal in all fifty states
• Doctor Elefant (user)
• Medical Doctor
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• caught masturbating
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• What could you possibly tell Hostess?
• Lincoln tells of a political caning, March 1, 1840
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• How the Police tell if you are high
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• Each time she tells you this, she is lying.
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I had been hungry all the years
• Since U Been Gone
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• I appear to have been misinformed
• Can things really change?
• Can hook
• How can people listen to that crap?
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• To tHe Can (user)
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Teenage love can suck pretty bad
• September has such a feeling
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Grab on. You can always change your mind.
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• I can only speak for myself
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• Nothing Gold Can Stay

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