• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• He and she are one
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• He has redefined me, again and again
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• He smiles but it's not real.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• He who has ears, let him hear
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• great things he has taught us
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• He has spit in my coat
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• The Jackal: Episode One: A Hero Has Risen, And She Demands Worker's Comp
• He Is Born
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• He Hate Me
• He Who Is Death
• the things he left behind
• He takes the light switch between two fingers, wishing for a chain to pull
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
• He speaks so well!
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• He is radical and funky fresh!
• Yi he quan
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• He says she says
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• He eventually disappeared into the morning fog
• Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• He climbed on top the fallen ruins of the once tall and proud buildings
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
• He Really Wasn't That Great
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Xiao Sha Lao He!
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He will bring us goodness and light
• he tended to forget (user)
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• He tampered in God's domain
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• What's he building in there?
• He is always ready..
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• He fled
• He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
• He who controls the past controls the future
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• He doesn't know what he's missing
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
• Things I'll do now that he's gone
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• Must be a lesbian
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• He's not heavy, he's just lame
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• HES
• There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• sorry, hes cold (user)
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• All he left her was alone
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• he smokes like a cello plays
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• He's Gone
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• He gave her a daisy
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• He weaves his words
• Lo, He Comes with Clouds Descending
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books.
• Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• and slowly, stealthily, and half sideways looking, he placed the loaded musket's end against the door.
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• The Mountain that Must be Climbed
• We're one, but we're not the same
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• Li He
• The Man He Killed
• To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
• Psalm 119: He
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Lions are cats, he reminded himself
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• Now he dances to bring her back.
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• For he is an Englishman

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