Findings:
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- All he left her was alone
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- At least he was gentle
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
- More than he was willing to give
- I married him because he was not mean
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- He Was a Crook
- every noder was once a normal human
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- She was too beautiful to be human
- A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
- The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
- The day I realized what being alive was
- Cain was the first technologist
- little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
- He not busy being born is busy dying
- being a kid was great
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- I was me before being me was cool.
- Mister Chu was reading on the terrace
- Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
- He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
- he just died
- He's not heavy, he's just lame
- Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
- He doesn't know what he's missing
- Zheng He
- 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
- And he bought our every word for dollars.
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
- He's on fire!
- She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
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- Trompe
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
- When I Was One-and-Twenty
- Was I born to play?
- I was not sleeping anymore
- amidst the tangled material of what was
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- Wondered what the point of all of that was
- I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
- Saki wa imasen
- I was addicted to parents
- She was so pleased to learn that she was right
- Looks like 1984 was only n years off
- This Dust Was Once the Man
- Battle Ground, Washington
- Barnum was right
- Aunt Peg
- Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
- the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- i think it was (user)
- btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
- He loves me, he loves me not
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- He (user)
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- He searches
- He eventually disappeared into the morning fog
- He who seeks equity must do equity.
- The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- Now he dances to bring her back.
- I can't operate this robot; he is my son
- He's High Again
- I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
- Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
- So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
- The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
- wa (user)
- After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
- I got married on E2, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a husband
- "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- Willie was a chemist
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- I Was a Teenage Werewolf
- Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
- I was raised by the French government
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- If I was president
- I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
- There was a man who lived a life of fire
- I was doing so well.
- The sloe was lost in flower
- why the Cold War was a stupid idea
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
- I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
- what once I was
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- He who controls the past controls the future
- He asks, anxious to hear the story
- Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
- he tended to forget (user)
- Speak of Cao Cao and he arrives
- He holds things, and he drops things
- He dreams of smoke
- For he is an Englishman
- "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
- It was you, Atthis
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
- Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
- Was it ever there?
- That Was The Year That Was
- I was a teenage telephone solicitor
- If I was beautiful like you
- Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
- Was the Allied Bombing in WW2 a success?
- Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
- I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
- Which was what we wanted
- Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
- She always was devious in her beauty
- I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- Baby I Was Lonely (user)
- I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
- Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
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