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• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Dead Like Me
• want me like time
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• I feel like every time I sneeze, I disappoint you
• I like you; do you like me?
• THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Hot pursuit
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• Kid named John, or something like that.
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• Turn me on, Dead Man
• You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
• Do you like me?
• Dead or Alive
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• like a flower or a mushroom or a guinea pig or a vine
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• I told her the driftwood looked like Spain
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Time flies like an arrow
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Spider-Man: Wanted: Dead or Alive
• Look siad me Be like me
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• Time is like a solvent
• Republican Like Me
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• Since his eyes were like perfect packed suitcases
• It seemed like a good idea at the time
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• The truth, or something like it
• Women only like me for my mind
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• Creeps Like Me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• I've been dead a long time
• She said I dreamed like dead men
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• This time vote like your whole world depended on it
• The dead are with me
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• treat me like a woman
• You like me, you really like me!
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Wanted Dead or Alive
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Black Like Me
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• He brings me books like flowers
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Life, or something like it
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• kill him dead; don't call me
• serendipity, or something like it
• Yourself or Someone Like You
• like you love me
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I still like a bedtime story
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Push as hard as you like. Time is unstoppable.
• eyed me like a female mantis
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• In this workshop we'll cover skills like setting up and configuring a terrible howl or shriek.
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Hold Me Like You Need Somebody
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• Broken like me
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball
• Dead Or Alive 3
• Like kicking dead whales down the beach
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
• frell me dead
• These dead open their bodies to the living like a door
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Dead Parents
• Of the lamentation of Gudrun over Sigurd's dead, as it is told in ancient songs
• February wants me dead
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• If we're both dead, it's not necrophilia anymore.
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• Be a model or just look like one
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• My Company Likes Me
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• If the real world were like the internet
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Dead in California just feels like lonely somewhere else.
• When you blow out like a dead star
• times like those
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• Walk Like Me
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• You're like a brother to me
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• A Doll Like Me
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• No time like the present
• Loves me like a bottle
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Bleed Like Me
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• These lions were not like normal lions.
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• dead time
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• the time I felt like a real man
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• unfinished (like me)
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.

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