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• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Ah, L'amour
• We emerged on the other side of the cartoon holes fully awake and discovered we were whole
• Then I'll see you in hell!
• Hope Then Strife
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• then, cloaks himself (user)
• You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
• Australia You're Standing In It
• When you're home alone
• Never whistle while you're pissing
• You're dripping liquid sex into my Cherry Coke
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• You're the man now, dog!
• Buying a cell phone
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• Ah, mercury. Sweetest of the transition metals.
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• Frowning on external links, then smiling, then bouncing them a little
• And then you made the world go away for a little while
• Go then. There are other worlds than these.
• The Psychological and Spiritual Necessity to view Christ as man and then God
• unusual, then
• You're not a monk
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Imagine you're not alone
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Seven hits of acid and you're legally insane
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• You're on Christmas with Sal
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
• Ah
• wide awake
• females are better than males
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• Where were you then?
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• It's almost like you're real
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• You're Gonna Get Yours
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• You Can't Build a Mental Picture of Someone You're in Love With
• Ah, Are You Digging on My Grave?
• Why I stay awake at night
• Don't do that then!
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• beer then grass
• I still miss you, now and then. You'll never know.
• and then we realized (user)
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• You know you're a geek when...
• So you think you're on a roll?
• How to tell if you're having a heart attack
• I take whatever you're given
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• Tag, you're dead
• You're right! Sinister Aleister and his left-hand path of sin is utter destruction!
• AH (user)
• The end of history is the nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
• Burning textbooks and then selling them back
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• The fortune cookie more accurate than Miss Cleo's Tarot cards
• And then God laughed like Hell
• Then the father hen will call his chickens home
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• Move, and pretend you're still breathing
• You're Off The Handball Team
• Now you're playing with power!
• sit down, you're rocking the house
• when you're 30, you'll change your mind
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• I want anime hair, and then some
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• Cherish you then the hope I shall forget
• Learn to Program: If/Then
• Things to know if you're marrying a Catholic
• You're not alone
• You're never around when I need you
• You're a diamond's wet dream
• If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• You're not my son
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• You're there. Everywhere.
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• Ah les crocrocro
• Playing 'Name that driver' to kill time and stay awake
• Fake proof that if one person in a room is a redhead, then all the people in that room are redheads
• and then i drew some words for you
• The Same Tale: And then...
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• Pretend you're not dying inside
• that surely isn't my eye you're trying to poke, is it?
• You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• Collision avoidance technique
• Now you're a coder. Dress the part.
• Bang Bang You're Dead
• In the world I see, you're stalking elk through the forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• Mingus Ah Um
• awake and ready (user)
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• And then we start to talk
• when music is your quest, then both sound and silence are your friends
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• 14 lies and you're done
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• Ah! Sun-flower
• Spiral #1: Awake
• Since then, all I do
• If 0=1, then I am the Pope
• Now and Then : From Coney Island to Here
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Alice, you're the greatest!
• Never look like you're staring
• You're In The Air
• Forget you're an engineer - and enjoy yourself
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Swing when you're winning
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• when you're ready to touch me again
• You're not still afraid of the dark, are you?
• Ah! vous dirai-je maman
• How to stay awake
• For Once, Then, Something
• And then, she expressed frustration with life in general
• If Satan is the prince of darkness, then who is the king?
• First compress it, then encrypt it
• And then I awoke...
• You're all Sheep
• You're only half a bitch without the heels
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• You're not close enough
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• Lost in Boston?
• You're my home
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• Ah, the distrust I have fostered. It is such a rock.
• then
• That Was Then, This is Now
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• I think I fell in love with her right then and right there
• This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
• If infinite alternate Universes exist, then where are all the visitors?
• Dude, you're harshing all over my mellow
• I'm OK, You're OK
• You're to Make Young Gems
• your vs. you're
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• You're such a pretty girl
• You're a daywalker you might not get it
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• Ah! My Goddess
• How to stay awake at work
• Every Now and Then
• I Sit And Then Rise
• Well, then, I hate Thee, unrighteous picture
• Now and Then, Here and There
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• You're so money
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math

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