Findings:
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- Just seeing that he actually exists
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
- That's Just How He Was
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- he just died
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- now he just uses one he saw on a grave
- The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- And yet he continues to sit there
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
- when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
- What's he building in there?
- It's just the way that he walks
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
- wake up and find her still there
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- To everyone's relief he's still alive and kicking
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- He just left his body
- He's not a bad person. He's just done some bad things
- He just looks
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
- In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- He's not heavy, he's just lame
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- He who has ears, let him hear
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- At least he was gentle
- He who seeks equity must do equity.
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- More than he was willing to give
- He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
- Wisest is he who knows he does not know
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- All he left her was alone
- I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- He who pays the piper calls the tune
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- When he became an old man
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- he smokes like a cello plays
- like you're blind but still can see
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- He who controls the past controls the future
- He Was a Crook
- When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
- He Who Is Death
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
- Zip him back up, he sucks.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- he likes to watch you walk
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- He who smelt it, dealt it
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- A Quick One (While He's Away)
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- He will bring us goodness and light
- He brings me books like flowers
- I married him because he was not mean
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- "Shut up," he explained
- The light is red, but there is a green arrow
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
- he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
- he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
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