• On the other hand, you have different fingers
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• I would like to have emotions
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I must have three heads
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• You stole what they would have given you
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• I like your head. A lot of different stuff comes out of it.
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I have root on your head
• What pornos would have us believe
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• I kept worrying that my head would fall off
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• you would have been
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• different (user)
• Enter the Dragon
• Know your pets
• What have you
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I know I have been dreaming
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• Have a Honeymoon with yourself
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• How many times have we fallen in love?
• Does Everything2 have the Buddha nature?
• Why electrical cords have holes in the prongs
• What lips my lips have kissed
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• This is why we can't have nice things
• Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• worse things have happened to better people
• Fish Head (user)
• Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head
• Mr. Potato Head
• A Chicken with Its Head Cut Off
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Anime Head
• Foggy Small Head
• The boy with just a head and a burlap sack for a body
• The Edwin Smith Papyrus: Case One
• Welcome to heartache head
• head wind
• YOUR HEAD A SPLODE
• Narcissism rears its beautiful but self-absorbed head
• Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head
• equality of outcome
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• Who Would True Valour See
• How Would Jesus Drive?
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• would float or tread water. Or drown in it.
• I would open a door for you
• Be different, just like everyone else
• sexuality and gender are different things
• The Rich Are Different
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Enter the Matrix
• Have you found Jesus?
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• I have no complaint
• We're trying to have a baby
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• Have A Safe Weekend
• Where the streets have no name
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• People want what they cannot have
• Stoned music memories
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• I Have Zero Fish (user)
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I have no idea!! (user)
• What The Dukes of Hazzard and Mystikal have in common
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
• I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• Have you been a dad today?
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Head shop
• Head gear
• Wobbly-Headed Bob
• head bag
• shit head
• Put your head down and your ass in the air
• hit the nail on the head
• O Sacred Head, Sore Wounded
• quiet place to stick my head
• head gasket
• Phillips Head
• like you put stars in the hole in my head
• Head Hunters
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• What Would Jesus Drink?
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• The "Which would you rather do?" Game
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• What would a universal Turing machine do?
• A book that would feed our chats
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Noises animals make in different languages
• Different modes of operation of autoloading firearms
• About Being Different
• Enter Space Capsule
• press enter (user)
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?

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