Findings:

• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• Ecological vs. environmental
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• American Metric System
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• When shall I be free?
• It's Hard to be Humble
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• It will be good when I am leader
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• Sing when you're winning
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• Should I be happy?
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• When phone systems attack
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• You're too good to be human
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
• If you're happy and you know it click this node
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Using "Open Source" when you mean "Collaborative"
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• I'll explain it when you're older
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• Swing when you're winning
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• You know you're a geek when...
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• I am blind when I want to be
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• There are times when they seem to be right
• When you know things are just meant to be
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• It must be morning when she dreams.
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• Happy When It Rains
• You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Resolving disparate magic systems when forced to
• It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• You're never around when I need you
• When you're home alone
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• You know you're in the SCA when
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• When you're alone
• Be Operating System
• Hard drive speaker system
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Sometimes it's hard to be good
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• Work hard and be nice
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• Work hard. Be strong.
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• It's hard to be a gangster.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• Anarchy is a Political System, Not an Excuse to be Angsty and Break Things
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• and this is for when you feel happy, this is for when you feel sad
• I hope you're fucking happy
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• Lord Christ, When First You Came to Earth
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
• Using a hard drive as a paperweight
• metric system
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"

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