• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Using "Open Source" when you mean "Collaborative"
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• When you know things are just meant to be
• How to find your Desktop when using Win 3.1 apps under NT/95/98
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• American Metric System
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• What I want to be when I grow up
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• If you're happy and you know it click this node
• When You're Evil
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• It's Hard to be Humble
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• It will be good when I am leader
• Be Operating System
• It's hard to be a gangster.
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• Hard drive speaker system
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• I hope you're fucking happy
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• When phone systems attack
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Happy When It Rains
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Work hard and be nice
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• metric system
• You're too good to be human
• When you're alone
• Work hard. Be strong.
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• Resolving disparate magic systems when forced to
• There are times when they seem to be right
• When you're home alone
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• You're too young to be so old
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Lord Christ, When First You Came to Earth
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Ecological vs. environmental
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• I'll explain it when you're older
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• Chant and be Happy
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• You know you're blacked out when...
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• When shall I be free?
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• when you're ready to touch me again
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• Swing when you're winning
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• You know you're in the SCA when
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Anarchy is a Political System, Not an Excuse to be Angsty and Break Things
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• You're never around when I need you
• Sing when you're winning
• Using a hard drive as a paperweight
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• when you're 30, you'll change your mind
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• I am blind when I want to be
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• Sometimes it's hard to be good
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• You know you're a geek when...
• Should I be happy?
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• /etc/system
• The Right To Be Offensive
• International System of Units
• The right to be wrong
• System 32
• I'll never be the other woman
• Sega Master System
• The television will not be revolutionized
• Decision Support System
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Anti-lag system
• How to be telekinetic
• Konix Multi System
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him

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