• Pain is not negated by the presence of a greater pain somewhere else in the universe
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• Touched by An Angel
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
• In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch
• Touched by the Hand of God
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm always breathless when you call
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• always writing poems to you
• You Can't Always Get What You Want
• It always starts and ends with history
• Call by value
• Noises made by cats in different languages
• paid by the word
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Kingly Knowledge and the Kingly Mystery
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Bourree from Suite No. 1 for Lute by J. S. Bach
• Roger Schank's Learning by Doing Meets Case-Based Reasoning
• Rocked by Rape
• exiled by a glance
• I am surprised by the calm rationality of this node
• On A Tree By A River, A Little Tom-Tit
• Things invented by the French
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• Our words are backed by nuclear weapons
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter IV-B
• States by Order of Entry to the Union
• By the Waters of Babylon
• Punished by Rewards
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• The circuit is completed by the dog
• Shot Down by the Burbank Police Department
• by (user)
• Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood
• Now is the winner of our discount tent made gory in slumber by this summoned orc
• Your face by starlight
• by your leave
• tied to electronic reality by the glittering threads of stolen bandwidth
• enslaved by machiner (user)
• Light by Lucian Blaga
• I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• dear reader
• Dear Woman Trying On Pants,
• Dear Nora
• Dear whoever
• I'm Your Fan
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm a luser
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• Your taste is still on my lips and I'm holding it hostage
• I'm a Mountain
• im da best (user)
• I'm just sayin'
• I'm seeing robots
• I'm good for it.
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• I feel their presence
• Oh, oh, oh to touch and feel virgin girls vaginas and hymens
• And her knee touched mine
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• touch type
• The movies always get it wrong
• How to always win at 3D Tic-Tac-Toe
• Politeness is always in order
• Always urs (user)
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• Not Always Right
• Guided by Voices
• Judging women by their books
• Owned by cat
• Abbreviations commonly used by veterinarians
• Dragged past the interesting parts of life by common sense and assumption
• die by the sword
• Eating only rice to get by
• Electoral votes by state
• feeling like a failure by meeting goals
• Proof by intimidation
• By the Shores of Silver Lake
• Divide by zero (user)
• How to tell your social class by the location of your name
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VIII-A
• Spice up your life by attending strip clubs
• Elegiac Stanzas Suggested by a Picture of Peele Castle in a Storm
• by the pricking of my thumbs
• Saved By The Bell: The New Class
• Copyright and Old Masters
• Mathematics education by explanation with logical proof
• England's Treasure by Forraign Trade
• The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
• Thoughts provoked by a new chair
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• the cloud formed by your breath darkens my sight!
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• By One Minute
• A circle is defined by three points
• A Dear Abby Letter
• Oh My Dear (Falling in Love)
• Dear Consumer,
• I'm bored
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• I'm so tough
• I'm writing a romance and I'm not ashamed
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm Holding You
• Drei Maenner Im Schnee
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm going to the moon
• Zeit im Bild
• I'm such a philistine
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• Take my advice. I'm not using it.
• fuck you I'm an anteater
• stage presence
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• A person of touches
• You feather touch, you open skies
• In reach. Out of touch.
• The Grass is always Greener over the Septic Tank
• Cheese is always female
• Life isn't always precious
• I will always remember my 19th birthday
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• The first one's always free
• Evil always wins
• The middleman always takes a cut
• Death by Water
• inspiration by misreading
• Struck by lightning
• I can divide by zero
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Getting hit by a woman
• Commuting by bicycle
• Fossils were put there by God
• Swimming pool injury
• Take Your Partner by the Hand
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• Guided at night by factory lights
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XII-B
• Amusingly badly written complaints received by British local government
• How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
• Book most owned by American libraries with the word "fuck" in the title
• Technology inspired by science fiction
• Nickel and Dimed: On (Not) Getting By in America
• The bad guy dies by accident
• Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
• Interviews with Osama bin Laden in 1996 by Robert Fisk
• Regulations, and echoes left by ghosts
• The Heaven Dynamic: Leading by Example
• marriage by proxy
• much visited by bees (user)
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• annihilated by nihilism
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• "Death" by Mathematics

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