Findings:

• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Don't think of...
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• You don't have to remember my name
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Why don't I have votes today?
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I have a punklin and you don't
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• You don't have any real problems
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Don't Make Me Think
• Cats don't have brakes
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Here We Have Idaho
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Don't crash here - Crash over there
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I don't think I like your system
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• E2 drank my beer, and I don't think it's fair
• I don't think of her
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• I don't think the sun was up
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• the circles here have corners
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• Don't Come Around Here No More
• Don't piss here
• A reason to drink
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• Think globally, don't act.
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• So you don't have to
• I don't think I like love
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Stoned music memories
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• I don't have a television set
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Sorry, I don't work here
• We don't want YOUR kind here!
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• Don't Think of an Elephant
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• No, I don't have channel 11
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• We don't write 'round here much anymore
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• Don't think about it
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I don't have the time
• You think you know someone, until you don't.
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• You, standing
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• you don't have to do this
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't
• I don't know
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't Drink the Water
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you

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