Now these are thoroughly disturbing. They are a line of plastic nipple, I guess the word would be emulators, made by a company of the same name. Ladies, I didn't realize that constant erect nipples were something desirable. If these are desirable to you, well, why not just go natural? It seems that if you want to get a guy to notice you (as is suggested by the tagline of the company) wouldn't they be perky without help? Am I missing something? Is there such a thing as nipple impotence?

Something I should point out. These are not breast augmentors (crude: falsies), they are just the nipples. Yeah. So not only do you have constantly erect nipples, you have a large ring where the base meets the flesh.