Almost everyone is addicted to caffeine. This is really not that surprising, drinking Coke makes you more popular, casues women (or men) to flock to you as if you were better than something really good and its marketed toward children. So they have you addicted to caffeine, its time to move past that. Its time to come to terms with what you are. We are all modern analogues to vampires. Wake up in the morning, drink some blood. Have lunch, drink some blood. Get home, drink some blood. As soon as the sun goes down and your work is done, collapse into your coffin. Admittedly, most people don't have an inverted sleep pattern -- yet. Ask a hacker, they'll tell you what happens. The only reason you stay up during the day is because work is open from 8am till 5pm. I'm not sure if caffeine makes you sensitive to garlic or sunlight, or if it makes you immortal, but I intend to find out.