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The Following Subsume All Physical and Human Laws:
  (1) You can't push on a string.
  (2) Ain't no free lunches.
  (3) Them as has, gets.
  (4) You can't win them all, but you sure as hell can lose them all.
Buddha and a cow walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the cow, "Has hanging out with the Buddha enlightened you?"
But the cow just looks at him funny.  So the bartender asks again, "Hey cow, are you enlightened?"
The cow just stares.  So the bartender gets angry and asks Buddha, "Hey Buddha, is this cow enlightened?!?"
Buddha says, "MU!"