"..is eight gallons an hour!1" The doctor proclaimed while contorting his face with glee.

But how would you know that, Doctor?

"Oh but that is simple, my dear! Because it is my faavorite form of torture!" And with that he grabbed a huge, rubber hose and shoved it down my throat.


1 I recall reading this in a book of sorts of LD50 listings, but Google has not been very helpful in confirming this.