An interesting thing to do on those hot summer days:
Simply remove the panel housing the
windscreen washer nozzles, which often entails removing the
bonnet. Do whatever it takes to break the clip holding the nozzle onto the panel, however, take care to break only one of the clips. Ensure that the nozzles
rotate then replace all your panels. Now some careful aiming will lead to hours of entertainment at the expense of others, and we all know that is the best entertainment.
A word of warning, however: Beware of violent retaliation in the form of thrown projectiles, which to date have included water bottle, stick, stone, alcohol bottle, small sausage shaped dog and a cellphone aerial. It is very easy to lose an eye if your windows aren't wound up... However the marginal utility gained every time you stop at a pedestrian crossing is well worth it.