A smugglers' boat was sighted by
the Coast Guard. They dumped all their
pot overboard, and it washed up on an
island populated by sea gulls, terns and
other sea birds. In a couple of days, all
over the island, there wasn't a tern unstoned.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting stoner.
Interrupting sto...
Let's smoke another bowl, dude.

Q. What do you do when you see a space man?
A. Park in it, man!!

Q. What do you call a stoned epileptic?
A. Shake and bake.

These two apples are sitting in an oven.
The first apple turns to the other and says, "Gee, it's
pretty hot in here dontcha think?"

The second apple looks at the first and screams,
"OH MY GOD! A Talking Apple!".

A stoner walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
| Cheese Sandwich .............. $1.50|
| Chicken Sandwich ............. $2.50|
| Hand Job .................... $10.00|

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager looking group of men.

"Yes?" she asks with a knowing smile, "May I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"

"Yes", she purrs, "I am."

The man replies "Well wash your fucking hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"

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