A character played by Phoenix DJ Steven Tingle, used to make prank calls to places like FedEx and a local bar. Clarissa is a 300-pound skanky black woman, who doesn't take shit from anyone, and eats everything in sight. Tingle has recorded a few songs as Clarissa, notably two parodies of Eminem songs: My Name Is, and The Real Clarissa Jenkins.

So, if you're ever in the mood for a funny-ass prank call, go down to Phoenix, Arizona and turn on 100.3 around 5pm for the Five o'Clock Phone Call. And if you've run out of stuff to download on Napster, run a quick search for songs by Clarissa Jenkins.