I was reading The Big Nodeshell List when it struck me that certain conjunctions of node titles there were almost...poetic. After playing with the idea for a while I found that they made excellent haiku. These are all nodeshells as of this writing.
monstrous deities toward his impossible light he turned my dog gay!
Japanese tourists incoherently rambling scrawny non-pale guys
Lower manhattan Damn, I like Monkeybagels! Who pinched the first loaf?
village of the damned I will kill you if I can you stole my nodeshell!
bubble with delight that was truly beautiful your fluttered hello
let the nodeshells be continuous action loom language is alive
nuns eating breakfast pull on my spikes and tweeters! oodles of toodles
defend Everything Quality nodes do matter context is data
P is for Pussy small, liberal arts college I want to fuck you all!
rabbit commando we have the technology he has a good beak
The Big Banana useless or even harmful evil potential
jumpers for goalposts The silliest one of all leave it on the field
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