The author of the august tome described in this node, Hiroyuki Nishigaki, was a graduate of Osaka City University in the year 1963, and presently constricts anus more than 100 times Everyday in Japan ("Nihon").
He was employed by the Kyodo News Agency until 1976, although his conventional employment history after this fateful year (when his inorganic fiber became no longer confined to Stickiness) is "unknown" and remains a mystery for Hiroyuki-sama's followers ("Constrictees").
He is the author of four books in Japanese, including Rejuvenation and Unveiled Hidden Phenix : Carlos Castaneda Shamanism Plus a After His Death and How to Attain Silent Knowledge.
A female inorganic ally gave the author the ability of space travel at age of 10 and again at 56. His first space travel was at age of 56.
His Legs can turn into rocket to fly High in Space, and His electronic ear translates over 100 langridges.
QED.