sRp spends his time dissing on the likes of nasty os's and linux distributions such as msN'T (a contraction right?), and ReadH@. Slackware is where it is at. He finds puns a Museing, but would like to punish the god's of s.peling. portico.org is a informative tips site that sRp started with schvin. His favorite languages are c, perl, and php. Often he thinks back to the good old days of 2400 baud modems, BBSs, door games like BRE, and the C64. Afte.r taking over the world, and obliterating all vortexes, sRp would like to become a monk. A monk with a t1..